Agrippa: Well versed in the natural sciences and mathematics. She speaks seven languages proficiently. Were she not a woman one would consider her to be an intellectual.


--Andrew Keir (as Agrippa) in Cleopatra

Father Sandor: [after stopping a mob, led by a local priest, from driving a stake into the body of a girl who has died of natural causes. He orders the body be brought to a churchyard] I will bury her. Now do as I say.
[nobody moves to carry out his instructions]
Father Sandor: Do as I say!
Priest: You're out of your jurisdiction! I'll complain to the bishop!
Father Sandor: You? And tell him that I stopped you from performing an act of blaphemy?
[indicates the body]
Father Sandor: Or would you prefer that I told him?
Priest: Well... We have to be sure.
Father Sandor: You are an idiot, Father. Worse than that: you're a superstitious, frightened idiot.
Priest: We...
[is cut off by Sandor]
Father Sandor: [to the crowd] Take care that I do not have cause to ride this way again!


--Andrew Keir (as Father Sandor) in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

Lord McSweeney: The Queen does not bluff. She's a politician, yes, but she's a realist. She'd hang her grandmother if she was a threat to the crown.


--Andrew Keir (as ) in The Fighting Prince of Donegal

Chief Engineer Joseph Bell: [evacuating a flooding boiler room] Up the ladders, boys. Come on. Up top!


--Andrew Keir (as Chief Engineer Joseph Bell) in A Night to Remember