Sultan: Choose what your heart desires, make me a pauper, but free me from these donkey ears!


--Alwin Lippisch (as ) in Geschichte vom kleinen Muck

Sultan: You have the audacity to tell me that the sun comes up earlier in the neighboring country of sultan Wasil Husain than in mine?
Magier: ...since it lies to the east, yes.
Sultan: Get out of my sight! And don't come back until the sun decides differently.
[to the ramudschins:]
Sultan: I counted the slaves in the bath today. There were only 31! I'm not going to have to dry myself, am I?


--Alwin Lippisch (as ) in Geschichte vom kleinen Muck