Pedro De Vargas: [finding Botello lying on the ground] Botello, what happened?
Prof. Botello: [groans] What misery! I'm lucky to be alive! Oh, my poor head!
Pedro De Vargas: But what happened?
Prof. Botello: You won't tell on me, Pedro lad?
Pedro De Vargas: Of course not!
Prof. Botello: I was just taking a stroll with one of those Indian ladies - ugly as sin, of course, color of mud, but charming, dear boy, charming.
Pedro De Vargas: You know the penalty for touching an Indian!
Prof. Botello: Now, now, Pedro, you know orders don't apply to a cockroach like me.


--Alan Mowbray (as Prof. Botello) in Captain from Castile

Hunter Hawk: Fugitives should be alone. That's what makes them fugitives.


--Alan Mowbray (as ) in Night Life of the Gods

Koslofski: Great pictures are not made... they are remade!


--Alan Mowbray (as ) in Stand-In

Prof. Botello: Even my skill cannot defeat the will of God, but I've stopped the bleeding. You'll have to admit it's a well-sealed wound!


--Alan Mowbray (as Prof. Botello) in Captain from Castile

Mrs. Cadogan-Lyon: [Greeting a lady in waiting for the Queen of Naples] Good morning, your ladyship. My daughter, her ladyship, is still resting. And how is Her Majesty's sore throat? You know the best thing for a sore throat is to wrap a woolen sock around your neck before bed.
Sir William Hamilton: Good morning, your ladyship.
[to Emma's mother]
Sir William Hamilton: Is Emma still asleep?
Mrs. Cadogan-Lyon: She is asleep. In my village, a husband just turns round in bed to look for himself.
Sir William Hamilton: Yes, and the Queen of Naples does not wear woolen socks!


--Alan Mowbray (as Sir William Hamilton) in That Hamilton Woman

Lady Handel: How old are you, anyway?
Robin Ray: That, my dear Lady Handel, is a secret that I keep even from my own mother.


--Alan Mowbray (as Robin Ray) in I Wake Up Screaming

Cosmo Topper: Can't you even *look* like a human being?
Wilkins: I don't know, sir, I've never tried.


--Alan Mowbray (as Wilkins) in Topper