Perkins:
It's another telegram from Stodge City, sir. Judge Burke. He's the mayor there, you know.
Commissioner: Burke? Oh yeah, I remember him in law school. He's a bum.
Perkins: I didn't know you studied at law school, sir.
Commissioner: I didn't. I was the janitor.
--Alan Gifford (as ) in Carry On Cowboy
Commissioner: Burke? Oh yeah, I remember him in law school. He's a bum.
Perkins: I didn't know you studied at law school, sir.
Commissioner: I didn't. I was the janitor.
--Alan Gifford (as ) in Carry On Cowboy
Solider #1:
Hey, you see that big building?
Solider #2: Well?
Solider #1: Well, I saw it first, it's mine.
--Alan Gifford (as ) in The Mouse That Roared
Solider #2: Well?
Solider #1: Well, I saw it first, it's mine.
--Alan Gifford (as ) in The Mouse That Roared
[There is an explosion and we see a huge mushroom cloud on the horizon]
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, this is not the end of the film. However, something like this might easily happen, and we thought we should put you in the proper mood. And now, back to our story.
--Alan Gifford (as ) in The Mouse That Roared
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, this is not the end of the film. However, something like this might easily happen, and we thought we should put you in the proper mood. And now, back to our story.
--Alan Gifford (as ) in The Mouse That Roared