Political Boss: [telling the mayor that Woodrow will be a write-in candidate] You can take it from me. This is a free country. They can vote for anybody they like.
Mayor Everett D. Noble: But, that's disgraceful!
Political Boss: I know it, but that's how it is - and the way it is, it don't look so good.
Mayor Everett D. Noble: You mean he actually has a chance?
Political Boss: A chance? Did you ever see a snowslide?


--Al Bridge (as Political Boss) in Hail the Conquering Hero

Sheriff Mack: [to suspects] When it comes to talkin', you people just don't get into the spirit of the thing!


--Al Bridge (as ) in The Jade Mask

Sheriff Mack: As my grandpa used to say: it's wonderful what doctors know. It's what they don't know that'll kill you.


--Al Bridge (as ) in The Jade Mask

Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry: What have you got there?
Sam Porter: A little deposit from the Twin Rivers Bank.


--Al Bridge (as ) in Call of the Prairie

Charlie Chan: No barber shaves so close but another barber finds some work to do.
Sheriff Mack: Reckon what he says is what you might call a cutting remark.


--Al Bridge (as ) in The Jade Mask

[Owens orders a henchman to shoot Martin Kildare's cattle]
B.H. 'Butch' Owens: Here's where beef goes down. Let 'em have it!
Al: [pulls out a machine gun and aims it at the herd] I'll play my best tune.


--Al Bridge (as Al) in Broadway to Cheyenne

Mr. Johnson:I don't deal with spooks. She doesn't need a lawyer, she needs a Medium.


--Al Bridge (as Mr. Johnson) in The Miracle of Morgan's Creek

Mr. Johnson:The responsibility for recording a marriage has always been up to woman. If it wasn't for her, marriage would have disappeared long since. No man is going to jeopardize his present or poison his future with a lot of little brats hollering around the house unless he's forced to. It's up to the woman to knock him down, hogtie him, and drag him in front of two witnesses immediately if not sooner. Anytime after that is too late.


--Al Bridge (as Mr. Johnson) in The Miracle of Morgan's Creek