Marlon Brando
(as Grindl)
Grindl:
Do not put your material shoes under holy water!
Candy Christian: What shall I do with them?
Grindl: Throw them into the material world!
Candy Christian: What shall I do with them?
Grindl: Throw them into the material world!
Marlon Brando
(as Grindl)
Grindl:
Lie Back! Lie Back! I must search your auora for your focal point.
[places hands on Candy's head]
Grindl: not there.
[places hands on Candy's Right breast]
Grindl: Not there either. hmm... maybe...
[places hands on Candy's left breast]
Grindl: No, not there either. hmm...
[Places hands on Candy's crotch]
Grindl: Ah ha! Here! And how alive it is!
Candy Christian: Oh no, it surely, could not be there. No, I'm certain it's not there!
Grindl: Trust me, who's the guru here?
[places hands on Candy's head]
Grindl: not there.
[places hands on Candy's Right breast]
Grindl: Not there either. hmm... maybe...
[places hands on Candy's left breast]
Grindl: No, not there either. hmm...
[Places hands on Candy's crotch]
Grindl: Ah ha! Here! And how alive it is!
Candy Christian: Oh no, it surely, could not be there. No, I'm certain it's not there!
Grindl: Trust me, who's the guru here?
Marlon Brando
(as Grindl)
Grindl:
They say in my country that the centipede has a thousand legs but he cannot tapdance.
Candy Christian: I don't quite see the connection.
Grindl: Well, it loses a little something in translation.
Candy Christian: I don't quite see the connection.
Grindl: Well, it loses a little something in translation.
Enrico Maria Salerno
(as Jonathan J. John)
Candy Christian:
But I don't know anything about acting.
Jonathan J. John: Neither does the Grand Canyon, but that doesn't keep anyone from looking at it.
Jonathan J. John: Neither does the Grand Canyon, but that doesn't keep anyone from looking at it.
Marlon Brando
(as Grindl)
Ewa Aulin
(as Candy Christian)
Ewa Aulin
(as Candy Christian)
Charles Aznavour
(as Hunchback juggler)
Anita Pallenberg
(as Nurse Bullock)
Joey Forman
(as Charlie the cop)
Charlie the cop:
[the Hunchback juggler has just disappeared through a painting] Just one of those old, stereo-realists tricks, Sarge.

