George Fury:
Who is it?
Melody Jones: That used to be Packard, the Express Company fella.
George Fury: Well that cinched the duck! Now they got a corpus delicti!
Melody Jones: A what?
George Fury: A dead body! That's the way the law says it. Corpus delicti. Means that if they got a corpse, you're delicti! Before this, even if they hung ya, we could have proved it was a mistake.
--William Demarest (as George Fury) in Along Came Jones
Melody Jones: That used to be Packard, the Express Company fella.
George Fury: Well that cinched the duck! Now they got a corpus delicti!
Melody Jones: A what?
George Fury: A dead body! That's the way the law says it. Corpus delicti. Means that if they got a corpse, you're delicti! Before this, even if they hung ya, we could have proved it was a mistake.
--William Demarest (as George Fury) in Along Came Jones
George Fury:
You always want to shoot them in their right eye. It spoils their aim.
--William Demarest (as George Fury) in Along Came Jones
--William Demarest (as George Fury) in Along Came Jones
Mr. Hofstedder:
[to Patty, after she entered his jewelry store] Do I look like Elliot Ness?
Supervisor, Mr. Newton: I'm speaking for Mister Kelso, at 626 double-o 2 5.
[626-0025]
Supervisor, Mr. Newton: Did you make a call to this number, a few moments ago?
Mr. Hofstedder: [after the phone call ends] I wonder what they meant, when they said they wouldn't forget me.
[then he covers his mouth, as in fear]
--William Demarest (as ) in That Darn Cat!
Supervisor, Mr. Newton: I'm speaking for Mister Kelso, at 626 double-o 2 5.
[626-0025]
Supervisor, Mr. Newton: Did you make a call to this number, a few moments ago?
Mr. Hofstedder: [after the phone call ends] I wonder what they meant, when they said they wouldn't forget me.
[then he covers his mouth, as in fear]
--William Demarest (as ) in That Darn Cat!
Mr. Martin:
[To tree] You know Mr Tree, you and I might have a big celebration this xmas, we can both get lit up!
--William Demarest (as Mr. Martin) in Viva Las Vegas
--William Demarest (as Mr. Martin) in Viva Las Vegas
Mr. Martin:
You kids came over here in a copter! They cost about $10 a minute!
--William Demarest (as Mr. Martin) in Viva Las Vegas
--William Demarest (as Mr. Martin) in Viva Las Vegas
Sergeant Kelly:
I don't like that guy Borelli! I think he uses perfume!
--William Demarest (as Sergeant Kelly) in Charlie Chan at the Opera
--William Demarest (as Sergeant Kelly) in Charlie Chan at the Opera
Sgt. Heppelfinger:
[after Woodrow reveals his discharge and leaves the auditorium] I just wanna tell you one thing, see. I've seen a lot of brave men in my life - that's my business. But what that kid just done took real courage.
--William Demarest (as Sgt. Heppelfinger) in Hail the Conquering Hero
--William Demarest (as Sgt. Heppelfinger) in Hail the Conquering Hero
Sgt. Heppelfinger:
[to Woodrow] Give me six of them tickets, will ya? We still got a little work to do in our own line. So long, kid.
Mrs. Truesmith: [hugs Bugsy] Goodbye, dear.
Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: Will you come back?
Sgt. Heppelfinger: Well, we always come back before. So long, everybody... see youse in church!
--William Demarest (as Sgt. Heppelfinger) in Hail the Conquering Hero
Mrs. Truesmith: [hugs Bugsy] Goodbye, dear.
Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: Will you come back?
Sgt. Heppelfinger: Well, we always come back before. So long, everybody... see youse in church!
--William Demarest (as Sgt. Heppelfinger) in Hail the Conquering Hero
Sgt. Heppelfinger:
I guess you never got to know your father very well, eh?
Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: Well, not exactly... as he fell the day I was born.
Sgt. Heppelfinger: That's right. It's hard to realize. He was a fine looking fellow. He didn't look anything like you at all.
--William Demarest (as Sgt. Heppelfinger) in Hail the Conquering Hero
Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith: Well, not exactly... as he fell the day I was born.
Sgt. Heppelfinger: That's right. It's hard to realize. He was a fine looking fellow. He didn't look anything like you at all.
--William Demarest (as Sgt. Heppelfinger) in Hail the Conquering Hero
