Jeff Douglas:
You're confused, aren't you boy? If you believed as much as you *thought* you believed, you *wouldn't* be confused.
--Van Johnson (as Jeff Douglas) in Brigadoon
--Van Johnson (as Jeff Douglas) in Brigadoon
Lt. Howard Thayer:
It's not what you say, Ken, it's what you do.
--Van Johnson (as ) in Men of the Fighting Lady
--Van Johnson (as ) in Men of the Fighting Lady
Pied Piper:
As a rule / I refrain from calling any man a fool. Heed me now. / I'll wait until yon clock strikes the hour. / Don't let me go away / Without my pay.
--Van Johnson (as ) in The Pied Piper of Hamelin
--Van Johnson (as ) in The Pied Piper of Hamelin
Warrant Officer Darrel Harrison:
[after Helen's false eyelash falls into her drink] Your Irish coffee is *winking* at me.
--Van Johnson (as Warrant Officer Darrel Harrison) in Yours, Mine and Ours
--Van Johnson (as Warrant Officer Darrel Harrison) in Yours, Mine and Ours
Meg Brockie:
I'm highly attracted to you. Why, when I look at you I feel wee tadpoles jumping in my spine.
Jeff Douglas: That's about as repulsive an idea as I've heard in years!
--Van Johnson (as Jeff Douglas) in Brigadoon
Jeff Douglas: That's about as repulsive an idea as I've heard in years!
--Van Johnson (as Jeff Douglas) in Brigadoon
Mr. Lundie:
Two hundred years ago, the highlands of Scotland were plagued with witches, wicked sorcerers that were taking the Scottish people away from the teachings of God and putting the Devil into their souls. They were indeed horrible destructive women. I dinna suppose you have such women in your country?
Tommy Albright: Witches?
Jeff Douglas: Oh we have 'em. We pronounce it differently.
--Van Johnson (as Jeff Douglas) in Brigadoon
Tommy Albright: Witches?
Jeff Douglas: Oh we have 'em. We pronounce it differently.
--Van Johnson (as Jeff Douglas) in Brigadoon
German Officer:
What kind of troops are these, Chinese?
Lt. Michael Grayson: Japanese. Didn't Hitler tell you? Japan surrendered. They're fighting on our side now.
--Van Johnson (as ) in Go for Broke!
Lt. Michael Grayson: Japanese. Didn't Hitler tell you? Japan surrendered. They're fighting on our side now.
--Van Johnson (as ) in Go for Broke!
Mayor of Hamelin:
What would you do with such a sum?
Pied Piper: Have fun!
--Van Johnson (as ) in The Pied Piper of Hamelin
Pied Piper: Have fun!
--Van Johnson (as ) in The Pied Piper of Hamelin
Mayor of Hamelin:
You have an invention?
Pied Piper: I attract attention/ Chiefly with a secret charm/ On creatures that do people harm;/ The mole, the toad, the newt and viper./
[Chuckles]
Pied Piper: Who doesn't know of the Pied Piper?
--Van Johnson (as ) in The Pied Piper of Hamelin
Pied Piper: I attract attention/ Chiefly with a secret charm/ On creatures that do people harm;/ The mole, the toad, the newt and viper./
[Chuckles]
Pied Piper: Who doesn't know of the Pied Piper?
--Van Johnson (as ) in The Pied Piper of Hamelin
Major:
Thank you Sergeant.
Holley: That's P.F.C. to you major as in praying for civilian
--Van Johnson (as Holley) in Battleground
Holley: That's P.F.C. to you major as in praying for civilian
--Van Johnson (as Holley) in Battleground
