J. Pierpont Finch:
Just remember, Wally, we're all brothers.
J. B. Biggley: Some of us are uncles.
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. B. Biggley: Some of us are uncles.
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. Pierpont Finch:
Mediocrity is not a mortal sin.
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. Pierpont Finch:
This is the secret ingredient: it can't miss, I'm combining greed with sex.
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
Miss Jones:
What's your name?
J. Pierpont Finch: Finch, F-I-N-C-H. J. Pierpont Finch.
Miss Jones: Well, why haven't I seen you before?
J. Pierpont Finch: Well, ma'am, I'm not supposed to deliver the executive mail. That's his job. Bud Frump, F-R-U-M-P.
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. Pierpont Finch: Finch, F-I-N-C-H. J. Pierpont Finch.
Miss Jones: Well, why haven't I seen you before?
J. Pierpont Finch: Well, ma'am, I'm not supposed to deliver the executive mail. That's his job. Bud Frump, F-R-U-M-P.
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
Miss Jones:
Your wife is on line 2, Mr. Biggley.
J. B. Biggley: Tell her I'm busy, tell her I'm in a meeting, tell her I'm out, damnit, put her on!
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
J. B. Biggley: Tell her I'm busy, tell her I'm in a meeting, tell her I'm out, damnit, put her on!
--Robert Morse (as J. Pierpont Finch) in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
Irene Molloy:
Mr. Vandergelder is a substantial man they tell me, and very well-liked.
Cornelius Hackl: Oh, he's a lovely man.
Irene Molloy: And a large circle of friends.
Cornelius Hackl: Oh, yes indeed. Five or six.
Barnaby Tucker: Five.
--Robert Morse (as Barnaby Tucker) in The Matchmaker
Cornelius Hackl: Oh, he's a lovely man.
Irene Molloy: And a large circle of friends.
Cornelius Hackl: Oh, yes indeed. Five or six.
Barnaby Tucker: Five.
--Robert Morse (as Barnaby Tucker) in The Matchmaker