Larry Mink:
[about Curly's soup] Smells like a dead horse!
--Larry Fine (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body
--Larry Fine (as ) in If a Body Meets a Body
Larry:
[after Hassan, Ginna, Moe, and Shemp think he's killed a dog and a cat, he comes out to serve the food] Here you are, gentlemen. Hot dogs, when it comes to cookin' are the cat's meow.
--Larry Fine (as ) in Malice in the Palace
--Larry Fine (as ) in Malice in the Palace
Larry:
[carrying a boiling kettle] I got it! Hot water always melts glue.
[Moe begins thrashing as Larry holds him and pours the water onto his mouth]
Moe: [angry] What do you think I am, a lobster? Tryin' to boil me alive?
Larry: [while being slapped in the head by Moe] Well, hot water always melts glue!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb
[Moe begins thrashing as Larry holds him and pours the water onto his mouth]
Moe: [angry] What do you think I am, a lobster? Tryin' to boil me alive?
Larry: [while being slapped in the head by Moe] Well, hot water always melts glue!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Healthy, Wealthy and Dumb
Larry:
[ordering room service] Send up a dozen bottles of champagne. A dozen. Dozen! Spell it? Make it twelve instead.
--Larry Fine (as ) in A Missed Fortune
--Larry Fine (as ) in A Missed Fortune
Larry:
[to a woman in the hallway] Say, Miss, would you like to get married?
Woman in Hallway: [taken aback] What?
Larry: Get married?
Woman in Hallway: Well, I don't know, but you are kid of cute at that.
Larry: [blushing] Oh, it's not me, it's him.
[points to Shemp, whose face is pressed up to the window of the phone booth. He makes an ugly face and has the phone cord in his mouth. The woman screams, then slaps Larry across the face, and walks off]
--Larry Fine (as ) in Brideless Groom
Woman in Hallway: [taken aback] What?
Larry: Get married?
Woman in Hallway: Well, I don't know, but you are kid of cute at that.
Larry: [blushing] Oh, it's not me, it's him.
[points to Shemp, whose face is pressed up to the window of the phone booth. He makes an ugly face and has the phone cord in his mouth. The woman screams, then slaps Larry across the face, and walks off]
--Larry Fine (as ) in Brideless Groom
Larry:
[to Curly] What're ya doin' with that rifle? Don't you know any better than to use a rifle? You might miss him!
[Grabs a shotgun]
Larry: Here, use a shotgun!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Dizzy Pilots
[Grabs a shotgun]
Larry: Here, use a shotgun!
--Larry Fine (as ) in Dizzy Pilots
Larry:
[to Curly] When they find out you killed the mummy, they'll kill us!
--Larry Fine (as ) in We Want Our Mummy
--Larry Fine (as ) in We Want Our Mummy
Larry:
[to Hugo] So you Rat-zis want the world! Well TAKE it!
[crashes a globe over Hugo's head]
--Larry Fine (as ) in No Dough Boys
[crashes a globe over Hugo's head]
--Larry Fine (as ) in No Dough Boys
