Richard Forst:
What do you want to drink?
Maria Forst: Well, whatever it is, I want it on the rocks, straight and dirty, because I feel very very bitchy tonight.
Richard Forst: Well, I feel very, very bitchy too. That makes two of us.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Maria Forst: Well, whatever it is, I want it on the rocks, straight and dirty, because I feel very very bitchy tonight.
Richard Forst: Well, I feel very, very bitchy too. That makes two of us.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Richard Forst:
What does Dracula do every night at midnight? He takes a coffin break.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Richard Forst:
What is it that, that weighs five thousand pounds and it's got a stick through it? A hippo popsicle.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Richard Forst:
What is it that's black and white and red all over?
Maria Forst: A newspaper.
Richard Forst: No, a zebra's ass.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Maria Forst: A newspaper.
Richard Forst: No, a zebra's ass.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Richard Forst:
Why did the man throw, throw the clock out of the window, huh? He wanted to see time fly.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Richard Forst:
You get laid once and everything is solved! Get all the soldiers in Vietnam laid and the whole Middle East problem is solved!
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Richard Forst:
You're not fat.
Jeannie: What?
Richard Forst: You're voluptuous.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Jeannie: What?
Richard Forst: You're voluptuous.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Jackson Two-Bears:
He's a murderer, a hired killer. His nose was bit off in a fight.
Frankie Ballou: If I was gonna be scared, I'd be scared of the fella who bit it off, not him!
--John Marley (as Frankie Ballou) in Cat Ballou
Frankie Ballou: If I was gonna be scared, I'd be scared of the fella who bit it off, not him!
--John Marley (as Frankie Ballou) in Cat Ballou
Jeannie Rapp:
Come on and take a bath.
Richard Forst: I don't want a bath!
Jeannie Rapp: No bath? No bath?
Richard Forst: No bath. People drown in bathtubs.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Richard Forst: I don't want a bath!
Jeannie Rapp: No bath? No bath?
Richard Forst: No bath. People drown in bathtubs.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Jeannie:
Skinny people are not like fat people. Fat people are jolly. Right?
Richard Forst: Wrong. Skinny people are happy because they're not fat.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
Richard Forst: Wrong. Skinny people are happy because they're not fat.
--John Marley (as ) in Faces
