Mabel King: Waldo, what are you doing here with this shameless hussy?
Lilly: Who is a shameless hussy?
Mabel King: You are.
Lilly: I've never been so insulted in all my life.
Mabel King: Oh, you must've been.


--Joan Davis (as ) in The Traveling Saleswoman

Officer Mulligan: I'll be hovering over you like a hawk.
Jane 'Pilky' Pilkington: I'm glad you didn't say buzzard.


--Joan Davis (as ) in She Gets Her Man

Lola: It's so nice to see you again.
Penny Hale: Thank you, Miss Lola. I'm glad I went away. It's so much fun to come home again.
Lola: What shall you and I do first, go to the movies, or take a walk through the park, or...?
Penny Hale: Well, I may not have much time. I have a man to take care of now, and you know how much trouble they can be.
Lola: I certainly do. We'll talk about it later. Goodbye, darling.
Penny Hale: Isn't she nice, Kitty? When she and Daddy came to see me at school, even Miss Vincent liked her.
Kitty: She's all right, but believe me the rest of her tribe is wacky.


--Joan Davis (as Kitty) in Just Around the Corner

Bud: Say, don't you know better than to smoke around gasoline?
Babe Dugan: Oh, don't be so superstitious!


--Joan Davis (as Babe Dugan) in Tail Spin

[at a press conference]
Jane 'Pilky' Pilkington: That was a very intelligent question. Has anybody got any stupid ones?


--Joan Davis (as ) in She Gets Her Man

Norma Lind: Somebody's trying to scare us out of this house.
Dr. Duncan 'Doc' Jackson: Hey, what happened to those two detectives?
Camille: Maybe they're
[makes throat cutting noise]


--Joan Davis (as Camille Brewster) in Hold That Ghost

Jane Norton: I'm Miss Blake, Jane Blake. Crawford Employment Agency sent me.
Miss Applegate: Oh yes. Well, I'm Miss Applegate. You know an Applegate a day keeps the doctor away.


--Joan Davis (as Miss Applegate) in Day-Time Wife

Camille: You sure you never heard of me? Camille Brewster?
Ferdie: No.
Camille: You must have a cheap radio.


--Joan Davis (as Camille Brewster) in Hold That Ghost

Miss Applegate: You know I can't make up my mind whether this glue tastes like the chocolate or the chocolate tastes like the glue.


--Joan Davis (as Miss Applegate) in Day-Time Wife

Miss Applegate: You know Mr. Dexter has a mind of his own. He's a genius. Everybody says so, including Mr. Dexter.


--Joan Davis (as Miss Applegate) in Day-Time Wife