Fred Williams:
If there's one thing I hate it's guys who chippen out when the chicks are down.
--James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out
--James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out
Fred Williams:
It's a very important
[little league]
Fred Williams: game, really. We're battling it out for sixth place.
--James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out
[little league]
Fred Williams: game, really. We're battling it out for sixth place.
--James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out
Fred Williams:
Stand up, Buster
Howard: I am standing up.
Fred Williams: If you had any guts you'd be taller!
--James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out
Howard: I am standing up.
Fred Williams: If you had any guts you'd be taller!
--James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out
Henry Tyroon:
You don't go wheelin' 'n' dealin' for money. You do it for fun. Money's just the way you keep score.
--James Garner (as Henry Tyroon) in The Wheeler Dealers
--James Garner (as Henry Tyroon) in The Wheeler Dealers
Jason McCullough:
After we're married - no matter how many kids we got - when I say we're off to Australia... we pack up, kids and all, and off we go.
Prudy: What do I wanna go to Australia for?
Jason McCullough: Because that's where your husband would be. And girls usually go where their husbands are.
--James Garner (as Jason McCullough) in Support Your Local Sheriff!
Prudy: What do I wanna go to Australia for?
Jason McCullough: Because that's where your husband would be. And girls usually go where their husbands are.
--James Garner (as Jason McCullough) in Support Your Local Sheriff!
Jason McCullough:
How's Joe?
Jake: Oh, he figures he's going to be out of here and we're going to be dead about this time tomorrow.
Jason McCullough: Did he seem to feel any sorrow over the fact that we might all be killed?
Jake: No, it's more like he planned to dance and spit all over our graves.
Jason McCullough: Sounds like Joe.
--James Garner (as Jason McCullough) in Support Your Local Sheriff!
Jake: Oh, he figures he's going to be out of here and we're going to be dead about this time tomorrow.
Jason McCullough: Did he seem to feel any sorrow over the fact that we might all be killed?
Jake: No, it's more like he planned to dance and spit all over our graves.
Jason McCullough: Sounds like Joe.
--James Garner (as Jason McCullough) in Support Your Local Sheriff!
Jason McCullough:
Is this the kind of town you people want for yourselves? Is this the kind of life you want to lead? I mean, three killings in one saloon alone! The sun hasn't even gone down yet. Any more of this foolishness, and I'm gonna close this place up tight.
--James Garner (as Jason McCullough) in Support Your Local Sheriff!
--James Garner (as Jason McCullough) in Support Your Local Sheriff!
Jason McCullough:
Well, it seems Joe murdered a man this afternoon.
Pa Danby: The way I hear'd it, he killed a man in a fair gunfight.
Jason McCullough: I was standing right there.
Pa Danby: You was standin' right where?
Jason McCullough: In the saloon when Joe killed him.
Pa Danby: Well, now that was real smart of him, weren't it?
Jason McCullough: I've been around Joe all afternoon and I haven't seen him do one smart thing yet.
--James Garner (as Jason McCullough) in Support Your Local Sheriff!
Pa Danby: The way I hear'd it, he killed a man in a fair gunfight.
Jason McCullough: I was standing right there.
Pa Danby: You was standin' right where?
Jason McCullough: In the saloon when Joe killed him.
Pa Danby: Well, now that was real smart of him, weren't it?
Jason McCullough: I've been around Joe all afternoon and I haven't seen him do one smart thing yet.
--James Garner (as Jason McCullough) in Support Your Local Sheriff!
Jason McCullough:
Why do these jaspers always have to hit town at meal time?
Prudy: You gonna kill another man?
Jason McCullough: Well, I'm sure we all hope it turns out that way.
--James Garner (as Jason McCullough) in Support Your Local Sheriff!
Prudy: You gonna kill another man?
Jason McCullough: Well, I'm sure we all hope it turns out that way.
--James Garner (as Jason McCullough) in Support Your Local Sheriff!
