Konrad:
When I'm full of Dutch courage, I behave very Frenchly.
--Frank Morgan (as Konrad) in The Good Fairy
--Frank Morgan (as Konrad) in The Good Fairy
Prof. Eustace Appleby:
But I didn't mean to do it, Dimples. Don't you see?
Dimples: You broke your promise to me!
Prof. Eustace Appleby: But the man swore to me. He gave me his word.
Dimples: You told me you wouldn't steal anymore! You said you were gonna be honest!
Prof. Eustace Appleby: But I didn't take that watch for myself, I - well, uh, I - I guess I'm not much good to you. Maybe you'd be better off without me.
--Frank Morgan (as Prof. Eustace Appleby) in Dimples
Dimples: You broke your promise to me!
Prof. Eustace Appleby: But the man swore to me. He gave me his word.
Dimples: You told me you wouldn't steal anymore! You said you were gonna be honest!
Prof. Eustace Appleby: But I didn't take that watch for myself, I - well, uh, I - I guess I'm not much good to you. Maybe you'd be better off without me.
--Frank Morgan (as Prof. Eustace Appleby) in Dimples
The Doctor:
[applies alcohol to the native's foot] Kind of stings, hey? You can imagine what it does to the lining of your stomache!
[takes another drink]
--Frank Morgan (as The Doctor) in White Cargo
[takes another drink]
--Frank Morgan (as The Doctor) in White Cargo
Victor Budlow Trout:
Johnny, do you realize the penalty for impersonating an angel?
Johnny Parkson Riggs: No, what is it?
Victor Budlow Trout: Well, it's - it's - pretty severe.
--Frank Morgan (as Victor Budlow Trout) in Yolanda and the Thief
Johnny Parkson Riggs: No, what is it?
Victor Budlow Trout: Well, it's - it's - pretty severe.
--Frank Morgan (as Victor Budlow Trout) in Yolanda and the Thief
Richard Miller:
Mankind was better off when lived in the Dark Ages. When everybody went around naked!
Uncle Sid: Well, maybe so. But today it might interfere with your social life.
--Frank Morgan (as Uncle Sid) in Summer Holiday
Uncle Sid: Well, maybe so. But today it might interfere with your social life.
--Frank Morgan (as Uncle Sid) in Summer Holiday
Dorothy:
Oh please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe?
Professor Marvel: Do you know any? Oh, you mean the... thing. Yes.
--Frank Morgan (as Professor Marvel / The Wizard of Oz / The Gatekeeper / The Carriage Driver / The Guard) in The Wizard of Oz
Professor Marvel: Do you know any? Oh, you mean the... thing. Yes.
--Frank Morgan (as Professor Marvel / The Wizard of Oz / The Gatekeeper / The Carriage Driver / The Guard) in The Wizard of Oz
Professor Marvel:
Better get under cover, Sylvester. There's a storm blowin' up - a whopper, to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry. Poor little kid, I hope she gets home all right.
--Frank Morgan (as Professor Marvel / The Wizard of Oz / The Gatekeeper / The Carriage Driver / The Guard) in The Wizard of Oz
--Frank Morgan (as Professor Marvel / The Wizard of Oz / The Gatekeeper / The Carriage Driver / The Guard) in The Wizard of Oz
Professor Marvel:
Professor Marvel never guesses, he knows!
--Frank Morgan (as Professor Marvel / The Wizard of Oz / The Gatekeeper / The Carriage Driver / The Guard) in The Wizard of Oz
--Frank Morgan (as Professor Marvel / The Wizard of Oz / The Gatekeeper / The Carriage Driver / The Guard) in The Wizard of Oz
Wizard of Oz: I am Oz... the great and powerful!
--Frank Morgan (as Professor Marvel / The Wizard of Oz / The Gatekeeper / The Carriage Driver / The Guard) in The Wizard of Oz
--Frank Morgan (as Professor Marvel / The Wizard of Oz / The Gatekeeper / The Carriage Driver / The Guard) in The Wizard of Oz