Luther Heggs: Oh, don't panic. Don't panic.


--Don Knotts (as ) in The Ghost and Mr. Chicken

Luther Heggs: That's right, karate... made my whole body a weapon.


--Don Knotts (as ) in The Ghost and Mr. Chicken

Luther Heggs: Well, me, I just don't happen to believe in ghosts... particularly.


--Don Knotts (as ) in The Ghost and Mr. Chicken

Luther Heggs: When you work with words, words are your work.


--Don Knotts (as ) in The Ghost and Mr. Chicken

Roy Fleming: [as Mr. Spaceman, operating the Rocket Ride] We are now passing over the Hawaiian Islands. Our flight plan will carry us to the recovery area 100 miles southeast of the Bahamas. We are starting our retro-rocket countdown: five, four, three, two, one, firing retro rockets!
[presses button making rocket sound]
Roy Fleming: We will be touching down in twenty minutes.
Mary: [whispering] I have to go to the bathroom.
Roy Fleming: We have just touched down!


--Don Knotts (as Roy Fleming) in The Reluctant Astronaut