Rollo Treadway:
[to the servant] I think I'll get married.
[Servant responds briefly before Rollo turns his attention back to the portrait of Betsy]
Rollo Treadway: [to himself] Today.
--Buster Keaton (as Rollo Treadway) in The Navigator
[Servant responds briefly before Rollo turns his attention back to the portrait of Betsy]
Rollo Treadway: [to himself] Today.
--Buster Keaton (as Rollo Treadway) in The Navigator
The Boy:
Her father's abused her long enough. I want to marry her and take her home to MY father!
--Buster Keaton (as The Boy) in Neighbors
--Buster Keaton (as The Boy) in Neighbors
William 'Steamboat Bill' Canfield Sr.:
[to the barber about his son's moustache] Take that barnacle off his lip.
--Buster Keaton (as William Canfield Jr.) in Steamboat Bill Jr.
--Buster Keaton (as William Canfield Jr.) in Steamboat Bill Jr.
William 'Steamboat Bill' Canfield Sr.:
I'll run on this river if I'm the only passenger on the boat.
--Buster Keaton (as William Canfield Jr.) in Steamboat Bill Jr.
--Buster Keaton (as William Canfield Jr.) in Steamboat Bill Jr.
William Canfield Jr.:
That must have happened when the dough fell in the tool chest.
--Buster Keaton (as William Canfield Jr.) in Steamboat Bill Jr.
--Buster Keaton (as William Canfield Jr.) in Steamboat Bill Jr.
William Dalton:
Oh, if I ever get a hold of that feller Stevens, I'll give him something to smell that's nastier than peaches or my name ain't... William Dalton!
--Buster Keaton (as William Dalton) in The Villain Still Pursued Her
--Buster Keaton (as William Dalton) in The Villain Still Pursued Her
Fleegle:
What are we looking for?
J. Sinister Hulk: Look for anything suspicious!
Chief Rotten Eagle: The only thing suspicious is us!
--Buster Keaton (as Chief Rotten Eagle) in Pajama Party
J. Sinister Hulk: Look for anything suspicious!
Chief Rotten Eagle: The only thing suspicious is us!
--Buster Keaton (as Chief Rotten Eagle) in Pajama Party
[last lines]
Ranch owner: My home and anything I have is yours for the asking.
[pause]
Friendless: [gestures to the back] I want her.
--Buster Keaton (as Friendless) in Go West
Ranch owner: My home and anything I have is yours for the asking.
[pause]
Friendless: [gestures to the back] I want her.
--Buster Keaton (as Friendless) in Go West
[last lines]
Rollo Treadway: We are sinking! It's just a matter of time until we're captured.
Betsy O'Brien: Can't you fix it?
Rollo Treadway: [shakes his head] That would have to be fixed from the outside.
--Buster Keaton (as Rollo Treadway) in The Navigator
Rollo Treadway: We are sinking! It's just a matter of time until we're captured.
Betsy O'Brien: Can't you fix it?
Rollo Treadway: [shakes his head] That would have to be fixed from the outside.
--Buster Keaton (as Rollo Treadway) in The Navigator
[Questioning Reginald Irving]
Jeffrey Haywood: Have you ever had anything to do with women?
Reginald Irving: Oh, I used to sell vacuum cleaners.
Jeffrey Haywood: No no, I mean, have you ever had a love affair with a woman?
Reginald Irving: Oh, gosh no.
Jeffrey Haywood: Well, you're going to have.
Reginald Irving: Oh, I can't. I don't get paid until Saturday.
--Buster Keaton (as Reginald Irving) in Parlor, Bedroom and Bath
Jeffrey Haywood: Have you ever had anything to do with women?
Reginald Irving: Oh, I used to sell vacuum cleaners.
Jeffrey Haywood: No no, I mean, have you ever had a love affair with a woman?
Reginald Irving: Oh, gosh no.
Jeffrey Haywood: Well, you're going to have.
Reginald Irving: Oh, I can't. I don't get paid until Saturday.
--Buster Keaton (as Reginald Irving) in Parlor, Bedroom and Bath
