Tom Destry: You make an exception in one case, you may as well not have the law. You can understand that, can't you?
Eli Skinner: I guess, I'm not old enough to understand anything like that.
Tom Destry: Well, you'll probably never get old enough to understand a woman.


--Audie Murphy (as ) in Destry

Marcy Whitlock: Listen carefully. I don't care if your friend is the most chief in the entire West. To me, he's just a redskin savage, and I can't stand the stench long enough to stay in the same room with him.
Lt. Jed Sayre: It wasn't him. You just got a good whiff of your own soul. And lady, all the perfume in the world wouldn't cover it up.


--Audie Murphy (as ) in Column South

Cora Dufrayne: Say when.
Reb Kittredge: Pour until your fingers get wet.


--Audie Murphy (as Reb Kittredge) in Gunsmoke

Dan Evans: You sure called the turn on Spang.
Clint Cooper: All you gotta do is think like a corkscrew.


--Audie Murphy (as ) in The Quick Gun

Col. Homer Reed: Captain, there are two ways to get men through a door; *kick* 'em through, or you can *lead* 'em through.
Capt. Bruce Coburn: That's right, sir. You'll wind up in the same place *anyway*.


--Audie Murphy (as ) in 40 Guns to Apache Pass

Marshal Lightning Tyrone: Just a minute! I'm probably wasting my breath, but I'm going to give you some advice. Get out of town pronto. Get yourself a job and quit poker. Poker is a man's game.
Luke Cromwell - The Silver Kid: I can take care of myself.
Marshal Lightning Tyrone: Oh sure, I know your fast with your guns, but sooner or later you'll meet a man that's faster or that doesn't fight square and then you're off to Boot Hill. No, you're bucking a sucker's game, Kid. You can't beat it.
Luke Cromwell - The Silver Kid: I guess that's good advice, Marshal, but I ain't takin' it. Besides, how to handle a six-gun and poker is all I know.


--Audie Murphy (as ) in The Duel at Silver Creek

Tessa Milotte: Teeler is interested in that bank, and so am I. When I learn how this town works, he'll ride in with ten men, and do what you'd like to do.
Joe Maybe: You're still talkin' about the bank?
Tessa Milotte: Nothing else.
Joe Maybe: When you write to Teeler, tell him I got here first. And I'm not just talkin' about the bank!


--Audie Murphy (as ) in Ride a Crooked Trail

Lt. Manning: At 0500 we'll open up with small arms fire. The 7th will move across at the same time. I'm sure the Jerries will throw some entertainment our way.
Audie Murphy: I think you can count on it, Lieutenant.


--Audie Murphy (as Audie Murphy) in To Hell and Back

Curly Mather: You're pretty tough with that gun strapped around your waist. I wonder how tough you'd be without it.
Reb Kittredge: You ain't never going to find out, Curly. I'm never going to take it off.


--Audie Murphy (as Reb Kittredge) in Gunsmoke

Jud Spangler: Any last words?
Clint Cooper: Yeah. Draw!


--Audie Murphy (as ) in The Quick Gun