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Humphrey Bogart

Humphrey Bogart
(as Joseph)

Albert: Even the girl herself called us angels.
Joseph: We're no angels.

Humphrey Bogart

Humphrey Bogart
(as Joseph)

Albert: I read someplace that when a lady faints, you should loosen her clothing.
Joseph: [Sarcastically] It's that kind of reading that got you into trouble.

Aldo Ray

Aldo Ray
(as Albert)

Albert: If crime showed on a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors.

Humphrey Bogart

Humphrey Bogart
(as Joseph)

Albert: Now I've really lost her.
Joseph: You never really had her.

Aldo Ray

Aldo Ray
(as Albert)

Albert: Tell him there's a deadly poisonous snake inside of the cage. Tell him.
[Joseph eaves the room. Re-enters a few seconds later]
Albert: You didn't tell him?
Albert: [after a pause] He knows already.


Aldo Ray

Aldo Ray
(as Albert)

Albert: What if she knows his handwriting?
Joseph: If you got a beautiful note like this, would you bother comparing signatures?
Albert: No. It'd have to be signed by a girl, though.

Leo G. Carroll

Leo G. Carroll
(as Felix Ducotel)

Felix Ducotel: [to his wife] You know how miserable I get when I'm unhappy.

Leo G. Carroll

Leo G. Carroll
(as Felix Ducotel)

Felix Ducotel: Don't misunderstand me. It's true that I never liked my cousin, only because he was not likable. He had a number of good points, I'm sure. I just can't think of any.

Leo G. Carroll

Leo G. Carroll
(as Felix Ducotel)

Felix Ducotel: I'll say one thing for crooks - they give you an honest day's work.

Peter Ustinov

Peter Ustinov
(as Jules)

Felix Ducotel: You look different.
Jules: We are different.

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