Walter Connolly
(as Oliver Webb)
Oscar Jaffe:
Did you hear that? She's left me.
Oliver Webb: Say the word, O.J., and I'll kill myself.
Oliver Webb: Say the word, O.J., and I'll kill myself.
John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
Oscar Jaffe:
Get out of my theatre, you gray rat! And don't have that fat wife of yours come around again, pleading for you!
John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
Walter Connolly
(as Oliver Webb)
John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
Oscar Jaffe:
I want to send another
[telegram]
Oscar Jaffe: . To John Ringling. "I'm in the market for 25 camels, several elephants, and an ibis... Give me the rock-bottom price."
[telegram]
Oscar Jaffe: . To John Ringling. "I'm in the market for 25 camels, several elephants, and an ibis... Give me the rock-bottom price."
Carole Lombard
(as Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka)
Oscar Jaffe:
I;m offering you a last chance to become immortal.
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: Then I've decided to stay mortal with responsible management.
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: Then I've decided to stay mortal with responsible management.
John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
Oscar Jaffe:
It's typical of my career that in the great crises of life, I should stand flanked by two incompetent alcoholics.
Carole Lombard
(as Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka)
Oscar Jaffe:
Lily, you're crying.
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: Sure, I turn on a faucet. It's that sort of scene.
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: Sure, I turn on a faucet. It's that sort of scene.
John Barrymore
(as Oscar Jaffe)
