Dean Martin
(as Matt Helm)
Stella Stevens
(as Gail Hendricks)
Tina:
Are you on a vacation?
Gail Hendrix: Oh well, eh, I was on a tour, a sight-seeing tour. But eh, the man in charge of our group kept taking me places that weren't in the brochure.
Matt Helm: Where was that?
Gail Hendrix: His room.
Gail Hendrix: Oh well, eh, I was on a tour, a sight-seeing tour. But eh, the man in charge of our group kept taking me places that weren't in the brochure.
Matt Helm: Where was that?
Gail Hendrix: His room.
Stella Stevens
(as Gail Hendricks)
Dean Martin
(as Matt Helm)
Gail Hendrix:
I want some music.
[Gail turns on car radio, Frank Sinatra's "Come Fly With Me" plays]
Matt Helm: Oh, turn him off, he's terrible!
[Gail changes the station, Dean Martin's "Everybody Loves Somebody" plays]
Matt Helm: Now that's a guy that can sing!
[Gail turns on car radio, Frank Sinatra's "Come Fly With Me" plays]
Matt Helm: Oh, turn him off, he's terrible!
[Gail changes the station, Dean Martin's "Everybody Loves Somebody" plays]
Matt Helm: Now that's a guy that can sing!
Dean Martin
(as Matt Helm)
Gail Hendrix:
Mr. Helm, now do I look like an enemy agent?
Matt Helm: Well I dunno, I haven't seen the latest models yet.
Matt Helm: Well I dunno, I haven't seen the latest models yet.
Dean Martin
(as Matt Helm)
Gail Hendrix:
You undressed me once and I didn't like it.
Matt Helm: Now you're confusing romance with first aid.
Matt Helm: Now you're confusing romance with first aid.
Stella Stevens
(as Gail Hendricks)
Dean Martin
(as Matt Helm)
[after Gail had splashed water on Matt, she then spills a drink on him after falling over when he's lighting her cigarette]
Gail Hendrix: Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
Matt Helm: Yeah, I know you are.
Gail Hendrix: Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
Matt Helm: Yeah, I know you are.