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Lucille Ball

Lucille Ball
(as Tacy Bolton)

Mrs. Hittaway: This is Mrs. Dudley, the big vagabond next door.
Tacy: How do you do, Mrs. Vagabond?
Marjorie Main

Marjorie Main
(as Mrs. Hittaway)

Mrs. Hittaway: What good is a trailerite if not to help out another trailerite?
Lucille Ball

Lucille Ball
(as Tacy Bolton)

Tacy: [as they are packing up the trailer for the honeymoon] Honey, I told you to put your clothes in the hall closet!
Nicholas Collini: [in a heavy accent] Well, the hall closet is full of your things.
[sounds like "thins"]
Tacy: Oh. Oh, well, put your thins there temporarily. Now come on.
Desi Arnaz

Desi Arnaz
(as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini)

Tacy: Get that check back. I was going to get us a deepfreeze.
Nicholas Collini: [gesturing to the in-laws staring coldly at them] You're getting a deepfreeze right now.
Desi Arnaz

Desi Arnaz
(as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini)

Tacy: What happened?
Nicholas Collini: Oh nothing, I just cracked my skull.
Desi Arnaz

Desi Arnaz
(as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini)

Tacy: You didn't let me finish. I was going to say 'turn right here left'.
Nicholas Collini: Turn right here left? Have you any conception how much room it takes to turn this thing around? We may have to go on for miles.
Jack Kruschen

Jack Kruschen
(as Mechanic)

Mechanic: Think of it as a train behind you. Forty feet of train.
Desi Arnaz

Desi Arnaz
(as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini)

Nicholas Collini: [narrating] It was a matter of what would give out first: me or the money.
Desi Arnaz

Desi Arnaz
(as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini)

Nicholas Collini: Been married long?
Mr. Tewitt: About 31 years.
Nicholas Collini: Have many fights?
Mr. Tewitt: Nope.
Nicholas Collini: Then take my advice: don't buy a trailer.
Desi Arnaz

Desi Arnaz
(as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini)

Nicholas Collini: It's a fine thing when you come home to your home and your home is gone!
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