Charles Ruggles
(as George)
George:
Invisible women! These days you can't believe your own eyes, even if you don't see anything.
Charles Ruggles
(as George)
George:
Looking at a woman is only the first step to trouble. You look, she smiles. You soften, she sues.
Charles Ruggles
(as George)
[first lines]
Attorney: Where is he? Where is he? Get up! Get up!
George: I am up. I was up. And I've been up all night. I would have stayed up if you hadn't knocked me down.
Attorney: Where is he? Where is he? Get up! Get up!
George: I am up. I was up. And I've been up all night. I would have stayed up if you hadn't knocked me down.
Charles Ruggles
(as George)
[Foghorn, now a falsetto, is at the door]
Richard Russell: Who is it?
George: I don't know, sir, but it sounds like Jenny Lind.
Richard Russell: Who is it?
George: I don't know, sir, but it sounds like Jenny Lind.
Charles Ruggles
(as George)
[George throws the contents of a goldfish bowl over Richard]
Richard Russell: George, did you have to throw the fish?
George: It's Friday, sir.
Richard Russell: George, did you have to throw the fish?
George: It's Friday, sir.