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Walter Matthau

Walter Matthau
(as Willie Gingrich)

Willie Gingrich: Unwed mothers? I'm for that!

Jack Lemmon

Jack Lemmon
(as Harry Hinkle)

[about Willie Gingrich, his shyster lawyer brother-in-law]
Harry Hinkle: He's so full of twists. He starts to describe a donut and it comes out a pretzel.

Walter Matthau

Walter Matthau
(as Willie Gingrich)

[justifying why Willie should cheat his insurance company]
Willie Gingrich: What's wrong? Insurance companies have too much - they have to microfilm it.

Jack Lemmon

Jack Lemmon
(as Harry Hinkle)

[repeated line]
Harry Hinkle: You can fool all of the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time!

Walter Matthau

Walter Matthau
(as Willie Gingrich)

[to kids making a lot of noise]
Willie Gingrich: Why don't you kids go play on the freeway?


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