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Tony Randall

Tony Randall
(as Jonathan Forbes)

Jonathan Forbes: You've been crying for 60 miles.
Thelma Ritter

Thelma Ritter
(as Alma)

Alma: If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.
Tony Randall

Tony Randall
(as Jonathan Forbes)

(after Jan and Jonathan kiss)
Jonathan Forbes: Well, they didn't hit the moon with the first missile shot either.
Doris Day

Doris Day
(as Jan Morrow)

(after Jan and Rex/Brad kiss)
Jan: If you'll excuse me, I better go to the powder moon. I mean room. Fix my lipstick.
Doris Day

Doris Day
(as Jan Morrow)

[Jan and Brad are on the phone discussing a phone schedule]
Jan: We're just going to have to live with each other...
[Jan pauses, waiting for a response]
Brad Allen: Well?
Jan: I was waiting for you to say some off-color remark.
Brad Allen: Is that all you have on your mind?
Jan: Never mind my mind! You just stick to your half hour and I'll stick to mine!
Thelma Ritter

Thelma Ritter
(as Alma)

[Trying to convince Alma she loves living alone]
Jan: Well, what am I missing?
Alma: If you have to ask, you're missing it!
Doris Day

Doris Day
(as Jan Morrow)

Jan: At least my problems can be solved in one bedroom. You couldn't solve yours in a thousand!
Doris Day

Doris Day
(as Jan Morrow)

Jan: At least my problems can be solved in one bedroom. You couldn't solve yours in a thousand!
Doris Day

Doris Day
(as Jan Morrow)

Jan: Can you believe that? They sent a woman. That's like sending a marshmallow to put out a bonfire.
Doris Day

Doris Day
(as Jan Morrow)

Jan: If I could get a call through once in a while, my life wouldn't be so drab!
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