Terry: Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.
(as Father Barry)
Terry: Quite a nose, huh? Some people just have a face that sticks in your mind.
Terry: You know this city's full of hawks? That's a fact. They hang around on the top of the big hotels. And they spot a pigeon in the park. Right down on him.
Terry: You think you're God Almighty, but you know what you are? You're a cheap, lousy, dirty, stinkin' mug! And I'm glad what I done to you, ya hear that? I'm glad what I done!
(as Big Mac)
Big Mac: The only arithmetic he ever got was hearing the referee count up to ten.