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Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Jack Clayton: Oh I'm crazy about you.
Tira: I did my best to make you that way.
Jack Clayton: Look darling, you need a rest, and so do I. Let me take you away somewhere, we'll...
Tira: Would you call that a rest?
Jack Clayton: What are you thinking about?
Tira: Same thing you are.

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Jack Clayton: You were wonderful tonight.
Tira: Yeah, I'm always wonderful at night.
Jack Clayton: Tonight, you were especially good.
Tira: Well... When I'm good, I'm very good. But, when I'm bad...
[winks at Jack]
Tira: I'm better.

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Ernest Brown: I like to get around and travel; and, believe me, I've been places and seen things.
Tira: Mmm-hmm. I've been things and seen places. That sort of evens us out.

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Rajah the Fortune Teller: I see a change of position.
Tira: Sitting or reclining?

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Rajah the Fortune Teller: I see a man in your life.
Tira: What? Only one?


Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Rajah the Fortune Teller: You were born in August.
Tira: Yeah, one of the hot months.

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

[after he reads her fortune, Rajah gives Tira the horoscope he has prepared for her]
Rajah the Fortune Teller: Keep this where you may consult it frequently.
Tira: Alright, I'll take it to bed with me.

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