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Ringo Starr

Ringo Starr
(as Ringo)

George: Hey, you're all red again.
Ringo: I know, I'm beginning to like it!

Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney
(as Paul)

George: How's your equilibrium ring?
Ringo: How's yours? You lied again, George.
George: How'd you know it's not you that's lied.
Ringo: Cause I never am. Am I, Paul?
Paul: Yeah, you are.

George Harrison

George Harrison
(as George)

George: I'm always getting winked at these days. It used to be you didn't it Paul?

Roy Kinnear

Roy Kinnear
(as Algernon)

George: What's your electric bill like?
Algernon: Sort of a long counterfoil!

Peter Copley

Peter Copley
(as Jeweller)

Jeweller: We have all sorts of little problems like this, sir. Some of them matrimonial!


John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

Bhuta: [in the Indian restaurant, referring to Ringo] Excuse me, sirs, but if he is to be sacrificed before the dread Kaili, why is he not painted red?
John: That's a question I'll never be able to pluck up the courage to ask... but as he's me best friend I will.

George Harrison

George Harrison
(as George)

Superintendent: Allow me. I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way, you know... James Cagney...
[imitating Ringo on the phone]
Superintendent: Hello, there, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab. What is it that I can do for you, as it were, gear fab?
George: Not a bit like Cagney.

Ringo Starr

Ringo Starr
(as Ringo)

Superintendent: Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck?
John: I haven't got any, have you George?
George: Did have.
Paul: I have had.
Ringo: I will have! Lead on!

John Lennon

John Lennon
(as John)

Superintendent: So this is the famous ring?
Ringo: I'm in fear of me life, you know!
Superintendent: And these are the famous Beatles?
John: So this is the famous Scotland Yard, eh?
Superintendent: And how long do you think you'll last?
John: Can't say fairer than that. The Great Train Robbery, eh? How's that going?

George Harrison

George Harrison
(as George)

Paul: [voice distorted] It is one of those rela... tela... camenzas!
George: Bad machine!

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