Barbra Streisand
(as Dolly Levi)
Horace:
Dolly Levi, you are a damned exasperating woman.
Dolly Levi: Why Horace Vandergelder. That is the nicest thing you have ever said to me. Ha ha.
Dolly Levi: Why Horace Vandergelder. That is the nicest thing you have ever said to me. Ha ha.
Walter Matthau
(as Horace Vandergelder)
Horace:
Eighty percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in danger of contamination.
Walter Matthau
(as Horace Vandergelder)
Horace:
I'm going to march in the 14th street parade with the only kind of people I can trust: 700 men.
Walter Matthau
(as Horace Vandergelder)
Walter Matthau
(as Horace Vandergelder)
Michael Crawford
(as Cornelius Hackl)
Cornelius Hackl:
I've lost everything: my job, my future, everything people *think* is important, but I don't care - because even if I have to dig ditches for the rest of my life, I shall be a ditch-digger who once had a wonderful day.
Michael Crawford
(as Cornelius Hackl)
Cornelius Hackl:
Look, I'm dancing!
[carelessly backs into a chair and falls]
Cornelius Hackl: Uh, I was.
[carelessly backs into a chair and falls]
Cornelius Hackl: Uh, I was.