Richard Forst:
You get laid once and everything is solved! Get all the soldiers in Vietnam laid and the whole Middle East problem is solved!
Jim McCarthy:
Do you realize that ex-convicts and jailbirds are the ones that write all the limericks?
Stella: Not all of them.
Joe Jackson: Aw, don't argue with Mr. McCarthy, miss.
Stella: Jimmy Arno, he wrote a couple that were really funny. Didn't he, Jeannie?
Jeannie Rapp: That's right. He did.
Jim McCarthy: Jimmy Arno?
Jeannie Rapp: Mm-hmm.
Jim McCarthy: Jimmy Arno? Not the Jimmy Arno?
Stella: Do you know him?
Jim McCarthy: Never heard of him.
Stella: Not all of them.
Joe Jackson: Aw, don't argue with Mr. McCarthy, miss.
Stella: Jimmy Arno, he wrote a couple that were really funny. Didn't he, Jeannie?
Jeannie Rapp: That's right. He did.
Jim McCarthy: Jimmy Arno?
Jeannie Rapp: Mm-hmm.
Jim McCarthy: Jimmy Arno? Not the Jimmy Arno?
Stella: Do you know him?
Jim McCarthy: Never heard of him.
Jim McCarthy:
We had a couple of bimbos with no... Actually they were, they were very nice girls. They reminded me a lot of you two.
Chet:
Like Christ said, you know, Help thy neighbor, man.
Billy Mae: He's the one that said that?
Louise: Billy Mae, what difference does it make who said it?
Chet: What difference does it make who said it? It could've been, uh, it could've been him, it could've been Gandhi, it could've been Buddha, it could've been Spooda, it could've been your daddy, it could've been your mama, it could've been your uh-uh, it could've been your huh-huh... What difference, man?
Billy Mae: He's the one that said that?
Louise: Billy Mae, what difference does it make who said it?
Chet: What difference does it make who said it? It could've been, uh, it could've been him, it could've been Gandhi, it could've been Buddha, it could've been Spooda, it could've been your daddy, it could've been your mama, it could've been your uh-uh, it could've been your huh-huh... What difference, man?
Jeannie Rapp:
Come on and take a bath.
Richard Forst: I don't want a bath!
Jeannie Rapp: No bath? No bath?
Richard Forst: No bath. People drown in bathtubs.
Richard Forst: I don't want a bath!
Jeannie Rapp: No bath? No bath?
Richard Forst: No bath. People drown in bathtubs.
Jeannie Rapp:
Mr. McCarthy, if you don't get out of here, I'm gonna call the vice squad.
Jim McCarthy: Hey, remember? We're the vice squad.
Jim McCarthy: Hey, remember? We're the vice squad.
Jeannie Rapp:
You're a son-of-a-bitch, do you know that?
Richard Forst: Why am I a son-of-a-bitch?
Jeannie Rapp: Because you get to me.
Richard Forst: Why am I a son-of-a-bitch?
Jeannie Rapp: Because you get to me.
Jeannie:
Skinny people are not like fat people. Fat people are jolly. Right?
Richard Forst: Wrong. Skinny people are happy because they're not fat.
Richard Forst: Wrong. Skinny people are happy because they're not fat.
