Bob Hope
(as Henry Dimsdale)
Jonathan Winters
(as Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Mother Lynch)
Bob Hope
(as Henry Dimsdale)
Henry Dimsdale:
Honey, we're talking about $10.000. Nobody can afford to lose that kind of money unless they have long hair and play a guitar.
Bob Hope
(as Henry Dimsdale)
Henry Dimsdale:
This house is a bargain for a family like ours. It's cheaper than bail. And, besides, we gotta figure a place to hide out until I can get my name cleared, if you can clear "mud."
Bob Hope
(as Henry Dimsdale)
Henry Dimsdale:
Well, hello, Honey. Hey, how about puttin' down your pencil and putting on some lipstick? I'm taking you out to dinner tonight to someplace special where you don't have to order the special.
Jonathan Winters
(as Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Mother Lynch)
Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch:
[as Golda gyrates around the kitchen] Hey, what're you doing?
Golda: I'm dancing. Oh, that music turns me on!
Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch: Really? I thought you had a cold button somewhere.
Golda: I'm dancing. Oh, that music turns me on!
Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch: Really? I thought you had a cold button somewhere.
Phyllis Diller
(as Golda)
Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch:
[thinking Golda has been sneaking around with his boss] How long has this been going on?
Golda: About thirty seconds. I knew you'd find out, sooner or later.
Golda: About thirty seconds. I knew you'd find out, sooner or later.
Jonathan Winters
(as Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Mother Lynch)
Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch:
[treed to the top of the refrigerator by the family dog] I wanted THIS kind of action, I'd have been a mailman.
Phyllis Diller
(as Golda)
Jonathan Winters
(as Police Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Mother Lynch)
