Gwen Verdon
(as Lola)
Mr. Applegate:
I've got thousands of Washington fans drooling under the illusion that the Senators are going to win the pennant!
Lola: Aw Chief, that's awfully good! When they lose there'll be suicides and heart attacks and apoplexy... just like the good old days!
Lola: Aw Chief, that's awfully good! When they lose there'll be suicides and heart attacks and apoplexy... just like the good old days!
Gwen Verdon
(as Lola)
Mr. Applegate:
I've got too much on my mind. I'm overworked.
Lola: Oh, I know, poor dear. Elections coming up.
Lola: Oh, I know, poor dear. Elections coming up.
Tab Hunter
(as Joe Hardy)
Mr. Applegate:
Joe moved into a hotel because... Why did you move, Joe?
Joe Hardy: [dryly] To be near you.
Joe Hardy: [dryly] To be near you.
Rae Allen
(as Gloria Thorpe)
Mr. Applegate:
Uh, if you will permit me to say a word, I happen to represent the Hannibal Bugle. And I'm telling you right now that everybody in our little ol' town is just as proud as pumpkins of little ol' Joe!
Gloria Thorpe: Well thank little ol' you, and thank little ol' Joe!
Gloria Thorpe: Well thank little ol' you, and thank little ol' Joe!
Ray Walston
(as Mr. Applegate)
Mr. Applegate:
Well if you're referring to the rumor that in reality he is Shifty McCoy, I deny it emphatically.
Ray Walston
(as Mr. Applegate)
Mr. Applegate:
With my help a lot of things come easy.
[lights a cigarette from within his hand and Joe looks shocked]
Mr. Applegate: Ohhhh, uh, do you smoke?
Joe Boyd: Hey... how'd you pull that off?
Mr. Applegate: I'm handy with fire.
[lights a cigarette from within his hand and Joe looks shocked]
Mr. Applegate: Ohhhh, uh, do you smoke?
Joe Boyd: Hey... how'd you pull that off?
Mr. Applegate: I'm handy with fire.
Ray Walston
(as Mr. Applegate)
Gwen Verdon
(as Lola)
Mr. Applegate:
You should have seen a real artist at work! You couldn't get him away from his wife, huh? Well I could!
Lola: How? Is he crazy about you?
Lola: How? Is he crazy about you?