Guy Kibbee

Guy Kibbee

Mayor Moe Carson: I demand a little respect.
Lester Cadwalader, Sr.: You're getting it... very little.

Maude Eburne

Maude Eburne

Agatha: Very well, if you can't keep a civil tongue in your mouth, I'll thank you for my trumpet and be gone.

Hugh Herbert

Hugh Herbert

[In a debate]
Lemuel P. Twin: The other side has been robbing us for 20 years. Why not give us a chnace.
Mayor Moe Carson: I want tax reform, school reform...
Lemuel P. Twin: Give him chloroform.

Maude Eburne

Maude Eburne

[The Twine family ghosts want to help Lemuel win the election, but a ghostly matriarch objects]
Agatha: Since when have we become trouble-shooters for dimwit mortals?

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