CWO Sam Jacobs:
You know, I can't say that I recommend spacesuits for beautiful young dolls. What happened to all your curves?
--Jack Kruschen (as ) in The Angry Red Planet
--Jack Kruschen (as ) in The Angry Red Planet
Doctor Linus Tyler:
At last, I've given the world what it needs! A good 10-cent drunk!
--Jack Kruschen (as Doctor Linus Tyler) in Lover Come Back
--Jack Kruschen (as Doctor Linus Tyler) in Lover Come Back
Dr. Dreyfuss:
[entering his apartment, he suddenly hears loud music starting from next door] Mildred! He's at it again.
--Jack Kruschen (as Dr. Dreyfuss) in The Apartment
--Jack Kruschen (as Dr. Dreyfuss) in The Apartment
Mechanic:
Think of it as a train behind you. Forty feet of train.
--Jack Kruschen (as Mechanic) in The Long, Long Trailer
--Jack Kruschen (as Mechanic) in The Long, Long Trailer
[repeated line]
Mechanic: Trailer brakes first!
--Jack Kruschen (as Mechanic) in The Long, Long Trailer
Mechanic: Trailer brakes first!
--Jack Kruschen (as Mechanic) in The Long, Long Trailer