Emmy: [on taking out $900 from the bank in the middle of the night] It might be wrong but it would be very handy.


--Diana Lynn (as Emmy Kockenlocker) in The Miracle of Morgan's Creek

Emmy: If you don't mind my mentioning it, Father, I think you have a mind like a swamp!


--Diana Lynn (as Emmy Kockenlocker) in The Miracle of Morgan's Creek

Jane Stacy: [Hearing the telephone ringing after finding her ruined clothes] I'll answer it, Mrs. O'Reilly. My feet are wet and I want to be sure I'll be electrocuted.


--Diana Lynn (as ) in My Friend Irma

Jane Stacy: Anything can happen when you live with my friend Irma!


--Diana Lynn (as ) in My Friend Irma

Julie Barnes: You stood me up because you think i'm a tramp.
Al Colby: I don't think you're a tramp.
Julie Barnes: Yes you do... cuz I am. I'm a tramp and everybody knows it; Julie the tramp. What's a lady have to do to get a cigarette around here?


--Diana Lynn (as ) in Plunder of the Sun

Susie: Sometimes you can ruin what you love.


--Diana Lynn (as Susie) in The Kentuckian

Irma Peterson: [On phone] Oh Jane, darling. I called you because I wanted to tell you to be sure not to take a shower.
Jane Stacy: And why shouldn't I take a shower and be clean like all other normal people?
Irma Peterson: Well, you see, I painted the clothes closet, and I hung all the clothes in the shower.
Jane Stacy: Irma, when you come home tonight would you bring a piece of good, strong rope with you? Because there's something else I want to hang in the shower with the clothes.
Irma Peterson: Really, Jane? What?
Jane Stacy: You. Irma Peterson, how could you be so stupid?


--Diana Lynn (as ) in My Friend Irma