Kirk Douglas

Kirk Douglas

Jim Fallon: Stop thinking so hard, Frenchie. You're liable to get yourself a bad headache.

Patrice Wymore

Patrice Wymore

Daisy Fisher: It's lucky for you that I only learned how to write, not read.

Patrice Wymore

Patrice Wymore

Daisy Fisher: What is this, a hotel or a nursery?
Alicia Chadwick: A baby was just born here, thanks to Jim.
Daisy Fisher: Congratulations...
Jim Fallon: What do you mean "thanks to Jim"?
Daisy Fisher: I'd better get out of here. It might be catching.

Patrice Wymore

Patrice Wymore

Daisy Fisher: You stye on the eye of a flea on a thigh of a nit on the neck of a gnat!

Edgar Buchanan

Edgar Buchanan

Judge Crenshaw: Mr. Burns, I've heard you were an honest man and good with a gun. But I also heard you confessed to weakness for liquor, cards and women.
Walter 'Yukon' Burns: Not women, your Honor. They ain't for the weak.


Edgar Buchanan

Edgar Buchanan

Elder Bixby: Violence is not our creed.
Walter 'Yukon' Burns: Yeah, I know. And I believe in turning the other cheek... but you just run out of cheeks. It's time to start growing some religious muscle.

Edgar Buchanan

Edgar Buchanan

Alicia Chadwick: Men have been known to change.
Walter 'Yukon' Burns: Oh, lady, even I have been given up by women reformers! The biggest mistake a woman can make is to pick the wrong man and try to make him right.

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