Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Sylvester the Great)

Sylvester: I'll chop off his liver! Say, that might be pretty good, chopped liver.
Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Sylvester the Great)

Sylvester: If you don't tell anybody I'm not a gypsy, I won't tell anybody you're not an idiot.
Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Sylvester the Great)

Sylvester: My act is known all over Europe; that's why I'm going to America.
Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Sylvester the Great)

Princess Margaret: I hear there are pirates in these waters.
Sylvester: Yeah? Well, let them stay in the water, they're dangerous on ships!

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