Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Raspy Kelly:
He's drivin' his car, see? Another car comes along, runs him into a ditch. Marky gets all smashed up.
Larry Lawrence: When did it happen?
Larry Lawrence: Well, I can't tell you exactly, but it'll probably be tomorrow.
Larry Lawrence: When did it happen?
Larry Lawrence: Well, I can't tell you exactly, but it'll probably be tomorrow.
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Raspy Kelly:
They don't mind a little publicity. They kinda like it.
Larry Lawrence: I know. I plug them, and they'll plug me.
Larry Lawrence: I know. I plug them, and they'll plug me.
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Geoff Montgomery:
It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?
Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?
Willie Best
(as Alex)
Alex:
A lot of folks don't like you, boss. I expect some of these mornings when I come to get you outta the bed, I'll have to pull the sheet up instead of down.
Willie Best
(as Alex)
Alex:
Hey, boss, you ain't goin' upstairs, are ya? Where those ghosts is?
Larry Lawrence: Listen, you stay there, and if a couple a fellas come runnin' down the stairs in a few minutes, let the first one go. That'll be me.
Alex: If somebody passes you, that'll be me.
Larry Lawrence: Listen, you stay there, and if a couple a fellas come runnin' down the stairs in a few minutes, let the first one go. That'll be me.
Alex: If somebody passes you, that'll be me.
Willie Best
(as Alex)
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Bob Hope
(as Larry Lawrence)
Larry Lawrence:
[to Alex] Oh, you look like a black out in a blackout. This keeps up, I'm gonna have to paint you white.
