Genghis Khan

Genghis Khan

Geen: The only time that Mongols are joined together is in death.


--Michael Hordern (as Geen) in Genghis Khan

How I Won the War

How I Won the War

Grapple: That's the way to beat the Hun - dig in, then break through with sword and lance.
[slight pause]
Grapple: I think.


--Michael Hordern (as Grapple) in How I Won the War

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the...

Senex: A word of advice: never fall in love during a total eclipse.


--Michael Hordern (as Senex) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the...

Senex: Son, if you're only as happy as your mother and I have been... my heart bleeds for you.


--Michael Hordern (as Senex) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Anne of the Thousand Days

Anne of the Thousand Days

Thomas Cromwell: We used the incest excuse last time. We can't make a habit of it.


--Michael Hordern (as Thomas Boleyn) in Anne of the Thousand Days


A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the...

Domina: A common flesh-peddler in the house next to ours, disgusting!
Senex: Disgraceful, all that revolting flesh. Just next door...


--Michael Hordern (as Senex) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the...

Domina: That breeder woman, has she been thrown a mate yet?
Hysterium: Alas, she refuses just any slave. She demands to choose.
Senex: Choose? She'll breed and like it, like everyone. Well, almost everyone.


--Michael Hordern (as Senex) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the...

Pseudolus: [seeing his master, who has been seized and kissed by a courtesan] Sir! You're back!
Senex: She almost broke it!


--Michael Hordern (as Senex) in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Anne of the Thousand Days

Anne of the Thousand Days

[first lines]
King Henry VIII: What is the verdict?
Thomas Cromwell: Guilty - Your Grace.
King Henry VIII: All of them?
Thomas Cromwell: Guilty.


--Michael Hordern (as Thomas Boleyn) in Anne of the Thousand Days

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