Hassan Ben Soba:
[to Shemp, getting up and pointing to his chair] Sit down!
Shemp: Oh, but I'm not tired, I'll just stand while you eat.
Hassan Ben Soba: [pulls out his dagger] Sit down with your hands on or off!
Moe: Y-you talked us into it.
Shemp: Oh, but I'm not tired, I'll just stand while you eat.
Hassan Ben Soba: [pulls out his dagger] Sit down with your hands on or off!
Moe: Y-you talked us into it.
Hassan Ben Soba:
I am Hassan Ben Soba.
Shemp: I had a few too many myself.
[chuckles]
Moe: Quiet!
[throws a handful of spaghetti in Shemp's face]
Shemp: I had a few too many myself.
[chuckles]
Moe: Quiet!
[throws a handful of spaghetti in Shemp's face]
Guard outside palace:
Hark! Who goes there?
Moe, Larry and Shemp (together): Santa Claus!
Guard outside palace: Ah, there ain't no Santa Claus.
Shemp: [as all three of them get out and open their bag] Oh, yes, there is, and we've got a present for you.
Guard outside palace: You have?
Moe: Yeah, right here!
[hits the guard over the head and he falls into the bag unconscious]
Moe, Larry and Shemp (together): Santa Claus!
Guard outside palace: Ah, there ain't no Santa Claus.
Shemp: [as all three of them get out and open their bag] Oh, yes, there is, and we've got a present for you.
Guard outside palace: You have?
Moe: Yeah, right here!
[hits the guard over the head and he falls into the bag unconscious]
Larry:
[after Hassan, Ginna, Moe, and Shemp think he's killed a dog and a cat, he comes out to serve the food] Here you are, gentlemen. Hot dogs, when it comes to cookin' are the cat's meow.
Moe:
[to Hassen Ben Soba and Ginna Rumma] What'll you have?
Hassan Ben Soba: We want...
Moe: [cutting him off] We don't have any more.
Larry: All we got left are rabbit and hot dogs.
Hassan Ben Soba: Rabbit.
Ginna Rumma: Hot dogs.
Larry: Hot dog, they'll take rabbit.
Hassan Ben Soba: We want...
Moe: [cutting him off] We don't have any more.
Larry: All we got left are rabbit and hot dogs.
Hassan Ben Soba: Rabbit.
Ginna Rumma: Hot dogs.
Larry: Hot dog, they'll take rabbit.
Moe:
There's only one 100-carat diamond, and it comes from Rootin Tootin's Tomb.
Shemp: That's government property.
Moe: Right, and if we return it, we'll get a big reward.
Larry: Yeah! Maybe fifty-thousand bucks. Boy, with that kind of money, we could rent a one-room apartment in Hollywood... maybe.
Shemp: That's government property.
Moe: Right, and if we return it, we'll get a big reward.
Larry: Yeah! Maybe fifty-thousand bucks. Boy, with that kind of money, we could rent a one-room apartment in Hollywood... maybe.