Carleton Towne:
I need somebody like you. Now you're good looking, charming, a good sense of humor, intelligent and an attractive personality.
Carey Jackson: Are you offering me a job or proposing to me?
Carey Jackson: Are you offering me a job or proposing to me?
Linda Gilman:
And, you have to forget I'm a woman.
Carey Jackson: I will try: Linda Gilman is not a woman, Linda Gilman is not a woman... Have a cigar.
Linda Gilman: Thanks... I'll smoke it after breakfast.
Carey Jackson: I will try: Linda Gilman is not a woman, Linda Gilman is not a woman... Have a cigar.
Linda Gilman: Thanks... I'll smoke it after breakfast.
Linda Gilman:
By the way, our date *is* off, isn't it? When I didn't hear from you for three years, I leaped to that conclusion. You heel.
Linda Gilman:
Corey, this will be a nineteen page feature about five thousand words. Here are my background notes. We'll call it "June Bride".
Carleton Towne: Isn't that a little daring?
Carleton Towne: Isn't that a little daring?
Linda Gilman:
Oh, you're incredible, utterly incredible! Perched on that pinnacle of masculine ego, peering down at poor defenseless females! and pitying them! Because they don't have beards!
Carey Jackson: Don't be ridiculous, if you had a beard I wouldn't look at you twice!
Carey Jackson: Don't be ridiculous, if you had a beard I wouldn't look at you twice!
Linda Gilman:
One by one, you promised every girl at Crestville High to help her with her homework.
Carey Jackson: [with hangover] Ohhhh...
Linda Gilman: It seems you're an expert on multiplication.
Carey Jackson: [with hangover] Ohhhh...
Linda Gilman: It seems you're an expert on multiplication.
