Mr. Fiction Writer:
Hemo is the Greek word for blood.
Lab assistant: Blood! Well, don't get any on you
[laughs]
Lab assistant: .
Lab assistant: Blood! Well, don't get any on you
[laughs]
Lab assistant: .
Squirrel:
[Seeing a poster that is actually a picture of the human blood circulatory system] Hey, who's the guy full of red spaghetti?