Charles Butterworth

Charles Butterworth
(as Shemp 'Shempy')

Eleanor: I wish a man would marry me so I could wear a decent hat.
Shemp 'Shempy': that's the best reason for getting married I ever heard.
Charles Butterworth

Charles Butterworth
(as Shemp 'Shempy')

Eleanor: I wish I were a man.
Shemp 'Shempy': Were, or had?
Charles Butterworth

Charles Butterworth
(as Shemp 'Shempy')

Eleanor: Oh, I want to go to the bachelor dinner.
Shemp 'Shempy': Can you do a fan dance?
Eleanor: I invented the fan dance.
Shemp 'Shempy': I saw one with electric fans once, it was awful
Joan Crawford

Joan Crawford
(as Mary Clay)

Eleanor: You worry more about something to worry about than you worry about an actual worry.
Mary Clay: Can you say that again?
Clark Gable

Clark Gable
(as Jeffrey 'Jeff' / 'Jeffy' Williams)

Jeffrey 'Jeff': Come on, Shemp, my boy. We've only got one night to do a weeks drinking.
Billie Burke

Billie Burke
(as Aunt Paula)

Shemp 'Shempy': as he helps Paula pick up the Dining table and carry it, Where are we going?
Aunt Paula: To Cairo, where do you think, we're going to the Kitchen.
Robert Montgomery

Robert Montgomery
(as Dillon 'Dill' / 'Dilly' Todd)

Dillon 'Dill': I could make a fire by rubbing two boy scouts together.

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