Joe E. Brown

Joe E. Brown

[Ossie and Jack are in a diner getting breakfast, and after the waitress brings them their food, Ossie knocks the salt shaker over, spilling the salt]
Ossie Simpson: Oops. Spilled the salt.
[Ossie starts pouring the salt over his left shoulder, dumping it on Pancho, who is sitting right next to him]
Pancho: Hey! Look!
[Pancho points to the salt on his shoulder]
Ossie Simpson: Ah! Dandruff!

Joe E. Brown

Joe E. Brown

[Pancho and Ossie are in a heated argument]
Pancho: If I were not in a hurry, I would wait outside!
Ossie Simpson: I wouldn't wait.

Joe E. Brown

Joe E. Brown

[repeated line]
Ossie Simpson: Remember what your father said...

Joe E. Brown

Joe E. Brown

[writing notes down in his notebook]
Ossie Simpson: Monday - Jack flirted with waitress. Knows a good dish when he sees one. Period.

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