Larry Fine

Larry Fine

J.M. Benton, Justice of the Peace: My new piano!
Larry: [shoving J.M.Benton out of the way] Shut up!

Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Larry: [after the phone booth's walls fall and Moe and Shemp fall out of it]
[to Moe]
Larry: What happened?
Moe: That's what I want to know.

Larry Fine

Larry Fine

Larry: [to a woman in the hallway] Say, Miss, would you like to get married?
Woman in Hallway: [taken aback] What?
Larry: Get married?
Woman in Hallway: Well, I don't know, but you are kid of cute at that.
Larry: [blushing] Oh, it's not me, it's him.
[points to Shemp, whose face is pressed up to the window of the phone booth. He makes an ugly face and has the phone cord in his mouth. The woman screams, then slaps Larry across the face, and walks off]

Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Moe: [opens a top drawer, looks, then to Shemp] Say, where are the towels?
Shemp: In the bottom drawer.
Moe: [shakes his head, then opens the bottom drawer, and pulls out a towel] Ah, here we are.
[stands straight up, and puts his head through the bottom of the still open top drawer. He turns around slightly groggy and walks towards Shemp with the drawer still around him]
Larry: [to Moe, laughing] Boy, you sure look funny wearing a buster brown collar.
Moe: [handing Larry the towel] Hold that.
[Larry takes it, then Moe removes the drawer and puts it over Larry]
Moe: You do too!

Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Moe: Wait a minute. You wouldn't hit a lady with that.
[grabs an object and hands it to Larry]
Moe: Use this. It's bigger.


Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Moe: You know any girls?
Shemp: [pulls a black book out of his pocket] I got a lot of numbers, but haven't had much luck with them lately.
Moe: Well, you can't get killed for trying. Where's a phone?
Shemp: [turns around and points] There's a booth down the hall.
Moe: [grabs Shemp's hair and pulls him towards the door before he can finish his sentence] Well, what are we waiting for?

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