Lou Costello
(as Freddie Phillips)
Casey Edwards:
[seeing one of Freddie's booby traps] That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.
Freddie Phillips: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, if the murderer comes in here alone, somebody else is gonna carry him out.
Freddie Phillips: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, if the murderer comes in here alone, somebody else is gonna carry him out.
Lou Costello
(as Freddie Phillips)
Casey Edwards:
Freddie, where did you that gun?
Freddie Phillips: I don't know.
Casey Edwards: Freddie, for the last time! Where did you get that gun?
Freddie Phillips: I don't know.
Casey Edwards: Where did you get that gun?
Freddie Phillips: Hey, that's not fair. You said "for the last time". I answered it.
Freddie Phillips: I don't know.
Casey Edwards: Freddie, for the last time! Where did you get that gun?
Freddie Phillips: I don't know.
Casey Edwards: Where did you get that gun?
Freddie Phillips: Hey, that's not fair. You said "for the last time". I answered it.
Bud Abbott
(as Casey Edwards)
Casey Edwards:
It's Milford. Strickland's secretary.
Freddie Phillips: What's he hangin' around here for?
Casey Edwards: He's hang - - He's dead, you dope.
Freddie Phillips: What's he hangin' around here for?
Casey Edwards: He's hang - - He's dead, you dope.
Lou Costello
(as Freddie Phillips)
Freddie Phillips:
[upon escaping a steambox] I saw a hand turn around the corner, and he put on a lot of steam, all the steam he could put on, f-full force... I think somebody's trying to kill me.
Lou Costello
(as Freddie Phillips)
Lou Costello
(as Freddie Phillips)
Freddie Phillips:
I have a confession to make.
Angela Gordon: You did it?
Freddie Phillips: No, I mean that stuff
[champagne]
Freddie Phillips: I don't drink that stuff, that's like drinking poison.
Angela Gordon: Oh come on...
Freddie Phillips: Oh stop it, the bubbles' is tickling my nose.
Angela Gordon: For little Angela...
Freddie Phillips: I wouldn't drink it for big Angela.
Angela Gordon: You did it?
Freddie Phillips: No, I mean that stuff
[champagne]
Freddie Phillips: I don't drink that stuff, that's like drinking poison.
Angela Gordon: Oh come on...
Freddie Phillips: Oh stop it, the bubbles' is tickling my nose.
Angela Gordon: For little Angela...
Freddie Phillips: I wouldn't drink it for big Angela.
Lou Costello
(as Freddie Phillips)
Bud Abbott
(as Casey Edwards)
James Flavin
(as Insp. Wellman)
Insp. Wellman:
I'm going to locate Milford and Relia if I have to take this hotel apart with my own hands.
James Flavin
(as Insp. Wellman)
Insp. Wellman:
Someone in this room knows a lot more than he or she is admitting, and I intend to find out who it is.
