George: Now that's it! You can take over a few classes from the older men, but until you start plowing pertinent wives, you really aren't working. The broad, inviting avenue to man's job is through his wife, and don't you forget it.
Nick: And I'll be your wife has the broadest, most inviting avenue of the whole damn campus.
[long pause]
Nick: Her father president and all.


--George Segal (as Nick) in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

George: So you get testy, naturally, don't worry about it! Anybody who comes here ends up getting testy, it's expected. Don't be upset.
Nick: I'm not upset.
George: You're testy.
Nick: Yes.


--George Segal (as Nick) in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Matt Weaver: That's my mother's grave out there, Ruth. I planted them vines on the porch. I'll live here until I die...sooner or later. However, as long as I live, I'll fight the whole town for the right to die here.


--George Segal (as Matt Weaver) in Invitation to a Gunfighter

Nick: I'm tired, I've been drinking since nine o'clock, my wife is vomiting, there's been a lot of screaming going on around here!


--George Segal (as Nick) in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Bartender: [nervously] If you don't like the beer, mister, you don't have to pay for it.
Peter Gusenberg: Well now, ain't you the cat's pajamas!


--George Segal (as ) in The St. Valentine's Day Massacre