Monty Stratton: [after accidentally shooting himself in the leg] I shot the wrong rabbit!
Monty Stratton: Honey, do you know there's a tailor in Chicago that gives a suit of clothes away to any ballplayer that hits the scoreboard in center field? As of yesterday the New York Yankees are the best dressed team in baseball.
Monty Stratton: Look at that road! I used to do ten miles on that road like it was nothin' - just to pitch a game! Now I can hardly reach it, let alone walk on it!
Ethel Stratton: You told me once, "A man has to know where he's goin'!" Where are you goin', Monte?