Archie Rice: [to unresponsive audience] Don't clap too loudly, it's a very old building.
Archie Rice: Look at these eyes. I'm dead - behind these eyes. I'm dead.
(as Billy Rice)
Billy Rice: You were a pretty little thing. Not that looks are important - not even for a woman. You don't look at the mantelpiece when you poke the fire.
(as Frank Rice)
Frank Rice: Cheer up love, life isn't as bad as all that, and even if it is, there's nothing we can do about it.