(as Mrs. Gilbert)
Mrs. Hardy: [coming back from store] So you were only going to be gone an hour!
Mr. Gilbert: [Leers at Stan and Ollie] While the Cat's away the Rats will play huh? Listen, I know where we can find a couple of beautiful blondes!
Mr. Gilbert: I don't bring 'em back alive; I shoot 'em. I come back alive.