Buster Keaton

Buster Keaton
(as Milton)

Milton's Fiancée: Last night you said you couldn't live without me, do you remember that?
Milton: I must've been drunk.
Lona Andre

Lona Andre
(as Helen)

Milton: I'm a woman hater.
Helen: I'm a man hater.
Milton: I haven't got a dime.
Helen: So what?
Milton: My name's Milton.
Helen: My name's Helen.
Lona Andre

Lona Andre
(as Helen)

Milton: I'm still a woman hater.
Helen: And I'm still a man hater. Shake.
[they shake hands]

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